BYU Tips and Tricks 101

 #1 When eating at the Cougareat, only get Subway if your friend is getting Subway.  The line is longer than my naps in Biology, so by the time you get your food, all your friends are done eating, and that’s just a depressing time.  Who wants to be stared at as they eat their delicious BLT sandwich loaded with olives and green peppers, eh? BUT if you and your friend get Subway, there is a likely chance you will both finish eating at the same time.  Unless your friend gets distracted by an attractive male. (Trust me, it’s happened.)

#2 Permanent seat in Human Development: back row, aisle seat.  This seat allows you to not look like a dumb little freshman looking for a friend when you walk in (or a lost married husband looking for his wife…yes, dude, we all know you took this class because your wife made you…I assume you’re expecting?), but you also get out right away.  I swear I’m the first one out of the SWKT.  I avoid all student traffic and get a good seat in the MARB for my Bio class, which leads me to my next point….

#3 The MARB has horrible  seats.  There is NO leg room, and I’m only 4’11’’ (and a half).  Luckily, my Bio class is divided into the big section, and a small section where all the people sit who don’t want to pay attention. (Oh, wait, that’s my whole class…)  Anyway, there’s an aisle in front of the second section where there is plenty of room for me to spread out my long, attractive legs.

#4 Harold B Lee Library. 4^th floor. Asian Collection.  There’s a great maternity room (oops, I mean mother’s room), which is the best bathroom I’ve encountered on BYU campus so far.  (There’s a running competition…bathroom in JSB is pretty nice because the sinks are low, so I can reach and see myself in the mirror, but it’s nothing compared to the mother’s room bathroom.)  There’s a couch, good wifi, a full-length mirror, it’s practically nicer than my dorm room!  However, when I do homework in the Asian collection, I feel strangely Caucasian, but it is worth it for the BYU bathroom of my dreams.